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1 definition by
emoney202
Fig Newton
An artsy, stuck up jerk with hipster hair who is full on himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t. Usually named
Brennen
, Duke, Enzo,
Hoist
, or
Damion
.
My
hairdresser
is
such a
fig newton
.
by
emoney202
May 19, 2015
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