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Fig Newton
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An artsy, stuck up jerk with
hipster
hair who is
full on
himself and believes he is a master of his craft; but isn’t.
Usually
named Brennen, Duke, Enzo, Hoist, or Damion.
My
hairdresser
is
such a
fig
newton
.
by
emoney202
May 20, 2015
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