Fetching Midget
Fetching Midget by legitBOSS December 15, 2011
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fetching the bear
When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.
Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
fetching the bear by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
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fetching a cramp
Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
fetching a cramp by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019
last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder
I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
Felching the clown
1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013
Turkish Felching
The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
Felching For Duckbutter
The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
Felching For Duckbutter by FupaGunt August 7, 2011