fatter fuck 

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.

Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?

fatter fuck by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

veal-fattening pen by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.

He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.

Whites Live Fatter by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

fatterbate 

the action of pleasuring one's fat

Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."

fatterbate by ShockerFan January 17, 2008

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fold a Fitted Sheet 

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

Fold a Fitted Sheet by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

Fattegil 

-Noun
-Pronunciation (Fah-teh gil)
-Humorous Slang

A 5-10 year old girl who eats constantly, due to her overweight father convincing her that the average 24 hour day consists of 8 meals.

Jer- Why does your sister eat so much? She was asleep at 11 and in her dream asked me to make her a ham dinner with a baked potato.

Sam- Oh well she's a little Fattegil, she'll end up with diabesity, just like my dad!

Fattegil by jekatzphoto January 19, 2008