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Facebookstitute 

One who prostitutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.
I signed into facebook this morning and I had 12 friends requests from facebookstitutes. I have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.

facebookosis 

obsessive, compulsive, psychotic use of face book
She's suffering from facebookosis, she hasn't gone out in days, hasn't talked to a real person in weeks, hasn't even bothered to wash her hair.
facebookosis by roswan April 24, 2009

Facebookification

Noun: The psychological process one goes through when growing their presence and participation in the Facebook social network.

Typically there are Five Stages:

Stage Zero – Resistance
Stage One – Private Sharing
Stage Two – Community Building
Stage Three – Networking
Stage Four – Total Acceptance

Verb: To be Facebookified
Noun:(ex.) "Facebookification is inevitable."

Verb: (ex.) “That girl knows everyone! She’s definitely Stage Four Facebookified.”
Facebookification by Bizemom November 21, 2010

Facebookitos 

Mom when will you get off facebook.
I can't i got Facebookitos, it is addictive.
Oh No! You gotta go to rehab!
Facebookitos by |3R@}{+()/\/ September 6, 2009

Facebooktisim 

A display of special favor toward a favored person on facebook , by liking his or her status because or their appearance or reputation ( bascilly to like someone status because of who they are instead of what their status is on facebook)
( I can't believe 10 people liked her status and showed facebooktisim to her when I had the exact same status!)
Facebooktisim by MrWhizKid404 October 30, 2010

facebookings 

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.
Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!
facebookings by pjpbarnes January 14, 2012