facebaiting 

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

facebarking 

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

facebarking by metal power February 12, 2010

Facelagging 

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

Facelagging by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

Febagging 

The process of "teabagging" acted out by a female on an unsuspecting victim.

For authenticity an actual teabag must be gripped by the bagger via the genitals making the act all the more impressive.

You should have been there, Tracey febagging Jen when she passed out, was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Febagging by Mammasparklez January 8, 2017

facebraggin 

(feys-brag-ging) verb; to post irrelevant information about yourself that no one really cares about on Facebook to boast because your insecure and want people to know you are special.

Did you his facebraggin post?

"Just got back from Turks and Caicos Islands on vacation, I'm so exhausted!"

facebraggin by beniop October 27, 2009

facebragging 

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

facebragging by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009

Facebaiting 

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

Facebaiting by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009