Expert 

Someone who takes an unusually long time to grasp the obvious; or someone available for hire to interests who benefit in the short term from keeping an issue stuck in the discussion phase, and avoiding meaningful exploration of solutions.

Experts say climate change is real; experts say US American democracy is eroding; experts say the two party system doesn’t effectively represent the interests of all people

Expert by Dropped Mike August 19, 2023

Expert Village 

Bullshit.

- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.

Expert Village by isselman2000 September 3, 2009

expert's dilemma 

A problem faced by a person with specialized expertise in any area, in which the implications of the opinion are unpopular and likely to be rejected by those who need that expertise. For example, economists may be likely to know that, in some cases, a "market solution" is inherently impossible, but proposing an alternative is an exercise not merely in futility, but career suicide among those who employ economists. It arises because the expert knows more about the field than her employers.

The statistician was asked by his boss to make a case for risk homeostasis, but knowing better, he faced an expert's dilemma: telling the truth would get him tarred as a 'socialist.'

expert's dilemma by abu yahya June 23, 2008

expert bajowski 

when you let your girlfriend take her finger and rotate it slowly up your anus, while simultaneously sucking your dick with her tonsils only.

Dude, Spencer gave Madison the best expert bajowski i've ever seen

expert bajowski by campusbuddy983489849839 October 20, 2011

Expert Syndrome 

An ailment characterized by the need to expound on a given topic beyond actual knowledge. The advanced sufferers are often unaware of the condition, loosing the ability to distinguish opinion from fact. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for Expert Syndrome, much like Catholicism.

Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.

Expert Syndrome by John Kintz January 16, 2006

Expert virgin 

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.

Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?

Expert virgin by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008

Expert Fisherman 

Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".

Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"

A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"

Expert Fisherman by ffokcaj August 5, 2010