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Douchel Fin

Noun: Short hair styled into a fauxhawk; usually befitting the individual wearing it.
"Check out the guy with all the Ed Hardy, he totally has a Douchel Fin!"
Douchel Fin by Nycbc42 December 17, 2011
To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
douchery by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

douchey proof 

A place, preferable a bar or club, where you can find a very small or non-existent amount of douche bags.
Person 1:
How is that bar across the street from you?

Person 2:
It's actually really cool. It's totally douchey proof.
douchey proof by everlost84 August 7, 2010

Douchey McDouchebag 

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.
Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

douchey mcdouche 

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

Douchelou 

The highest order of douche. Someone who appears just as douchie as they act.
Jason: "I slay mad ass up in o-town, I've been pimpin pimpin since pimpin's been pimpin."

Dose: "Wow rose isn't that freckled face slob a douchelou?"

Rose: "Affirmative."
Douchelou by UnclePaul905 November 4, 2010