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ryan cumming 

A kid who loves his last name
ryan cumming by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

Second Cumming of Christ 

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

Cumming to Your Senses 

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.
I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.
I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*
cummingtonite by harmerboy January 1, 2010

Christmas Cumming 

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!
'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

Theresa Cummings 

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.
Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.
Theresa Cummings by Azzman66 September 14, 2018