cornish 

The cornish come from cornwall. They are more clever than you think and have an excellent sense of humour.

One thing occasionally overlooked is that the cornish are actually celts. They are related to the irish, scottish and welsh, not forgetting the bretons. When naming the celtic countries, cornwall should be mentioned, but sadly never is.

Man 1: The cornish?

Man 2: Yeah, part of a great race of people called the celts!

cornish by morwenna April 26, 2006

Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

Cornish Handshake 

A polite way of saying somebody had sex.

Tater: I think they just shared a Cornish handshake.

Toad: How do you know?

Tater: I can tell.

Toad: How?

Tater: I can smell it.

Cornish Handshake by yayee April 12, 2014

Cornish 

The Language of Cornwall (UK, not Stateside!) known, obviously, as Cornish. Linked to the other Celtic/Gaelic languages (where they still exist).

Kernow A'gas Dynnargh!
Cornwall Welcomes You!

Kernewek=Cornish

Kernewek Mar Pleg!
Cornish Please!

Cornish by Elyssa Sylverwing July 21, 2008

Ethan Cornish 

Rapist

Person one: look it’s Ethan Cornish
Person two: he’s a rapist lmao

Ethan Cornish by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

Cornish Gay Men

Much like Cornish Game Hens the Cornish Gay Men can be recognized by their puffed up chests.

The term is used to describe any homosexual male that over works their chest and shoulder muscles in the gym resulting in puffed up chest with slender "toothpick" legs to support his body.

Going to Gay Days was so obnoxious, everywhere you looked there were Cornish gay men, I'm amazed their legs could support their chest!

Cornish Gay Men by BillyClubOrgan June 27, 2012

cornish sausage 

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

cornish sausage by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005