freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

freshman congestion by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

congestilations 

1) A person who has a sneeze or stuffy nose that attempts to say "congratulations" to another person.

2) When Luis is on his QWERTY phone and messes up on spelling "congratulations."

Congestilations Katie! You're 20 years old now!

congestilations by LocoLuis July 30, 2009

congentile 

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.

Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.

congentile by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008

congestion charge 

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.

I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge

congestion charge by oracle April 12, 2006

Anal Congestion 

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.

John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."

Anal Congestion by Raphael Dequenta February 6, 2012

Congestion charge 

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

Congestion charge by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion Fee 

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

Congestion Fee by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007