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A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang
Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?
Coldone by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021
hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.
coldone by Chong December 21, 2003

Drop a Colston in the Harbour 

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea
I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour

coldstoning 

the act of mixing random products with ice cream to create something resembling cold stone creations
We're coldstoning ice cream, brownies, and sprinkles
coldstoning by fatass13579 October 23, 2012

Colostomennio 

when someone is being a real shitbag
"Wow, that dude is such a colostomennio"
Colostomennio by Zugondees May 12, 2021

Coldzoned 

When one person gives another person a cold and apologises prefusely and asks for forgiveness. Then the other person doesn't give a shit and gives them back an even worse cold.
"Aw man, Shiva gave Julia some awful cold"
"Yeah but it's fine now cuz she coldzoned him"
Coldzoned by Big Rick Astley Daddy January 15, 2017