Clarineticorn 

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

Clarineticorn by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

clearing barrel 

1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.

2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."

Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.

clearing barrel by the Spaniard April 30, 2006

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

I Learned The Clarinet at School by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Bass Clarinet 

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

Bass Clarinet by Antonymy July 14, 2011

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

I learned the clarinet at school by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

learned the clarinet at school by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012