celibation 

A celebration of celibacy.

"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"

celibation by bwegs February 13, 2012

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

involuntary celibacy by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

celibaby

God's prize to those who achieve nine months of abstinence. Or that kicking feeling inside of you when you know you haven't gotten down in a LONG time.

Janet hasn't gotten any since that Christmas party, her celibaby is starting to show. I'm hoping to get lucky and abort it tonight.

celibaby by RainEL February 23, 2009

celibacy 

Having no sex whatsoever. Usually as part of a religious vow, even though not many religions practice it.

Catholic nuns typically practice celibacy and sometimes vows of silence.

celibacy by AYB July 17, 2003

national celibacy day 

November 2nd, 2004 - Same day as Kerry & Bush election, marked to celebrate No Bush & No Dick (Cheney).

voter1: "You celebrating National Celibacy Day?".

voter2: "Hell yeah, on election day, I'll vote for anyone but Bush".

national celibacy day by C&H October 30, 2004

Celibacy 

Often confused with Chastity, celibacy is an abstinence from sex that is correctly performed on a permanenet basis. The Catholic Church defines the only foolproof method of Birth Control as being "Chastity outside of marriage and Celibacy within marriage."

A:"What's the difference between Celibacy and Chastity?"
B:"Chastity means no sex while you are single. Celibacy means no sex while you are breathing"
A:"Wow, that means the True LOve Waitskids are in for a nasty shock after they get married then die . . . "

Celibacy by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

celibate slut 

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.

You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

celibate slut by StillHere June 15, 2008