catted 

Containing a density of cats, such as found in an urban or suburban environment.

The little gecko didn't stand a chance in such a heavily catted neighbourhood.

catted by Pengo April 21, 2008

catted 

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

catted by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020

catted 

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

catted by definecatted January 13, 2021

Catted 

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.

Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!

Catted by Brook Byrnes January 29, 2023

Catted Up 

Really drunk and messed up.

Let's get cat-cat-catted up!

Giulia got catted on her birthday.

Catted Up by Shirata December 28, 2007

Tom Catted 

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

Tom Catted by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013

pussy catted 

Rubbing your face against a guys penis.

Didn't like the oral sex so I pussy catted him instead.

pussy catted by catgirlcanada May 16, 2011