Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

Catfucker

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.

Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes

by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

Eamus Catuli

Latin for "Let's Go Cubs". It can be found on a sign outside of Wrigley Field.

"Have you seen the sign at Wrigley Field that says Eamus Catuli?

by Jay-B (Jake Burgess) January 13, 2008

Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

CATFLAPPED

A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.

You just got CATFLAPPED

by Foxcolt April 21, 2015

Catfucker

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.

That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!

by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019

catflap

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011