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bruised throat 

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.
Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.
bruised throat by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017
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bruised plum  

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.
John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.
bruised plum by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.
Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!
Bruiseshipping by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

Ms Brunson 

A very sweet and charming person, who pretends to be a misanthrope but secretly loves everyone. She has an incredible brain which is not only an organic graphics calculator but also library of information (especially science) and memories. Don't mess with her because she'll never forget about it!!!
Person 1: Ms Brunson today told me to "go away"
Person 2: Yeah, she is the best. I love Ms Brunson!
Person 1: Absolutely agree!
Ms Brunson by Very Really Good January 19, 2023

Branislav 

A very attractive male. Typically from Serbia or Croatia. Very attractive, nice, friendly, outgoing, honest, trustworthy and is willing to help.
-Have you seen Branislav?

-OMG, yes! He is so hot!
Branislav by john-jacob93 December 6, 2012