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Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".
You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.
Blonded by Odideus January 14, 2021
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blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.
"hey mom dad is brendening me again"
She’s hardworking, very smart, can be weird at times. She has crackhead energy. She gets emotional a lot. But she’s a good friend to have and she’s beautiful in every way. She thinks she’s not loved but she is.
Look, It’s Brandee. She’s amazing
Brandee by Ani Oop Sksksksk December 6, 2019

Blonde All Over The Place 

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.
It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

roadside blonde 

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde