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airline beverage 

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.
That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.
airline beverage by Anon2 August 20, 2006
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illegal beverage acquisition 

when a shady, scheisty, or questionable individual walks into a fastfood restaurant and refills their cup with their beverage of choice in a different fastfood branded cup than the restaurant they're in, and walks out of the restaurant.
While dining at the McDonalds across Figueroa Street from USC in Los Angeles, J.R. and I noticed a questionable individual making an illegal beverage acquistion with an In-N-Out cup. The individual in question was successful in his illegal beverage acquisition, had a look on his face as if to say, "There's nothing to see here, move along." Needless to say the questionable individual did not issue McDonalds a Mc Thank You.

sandy beverage 

What results when you have completed the art of fellating someone, you spit into the cup on the nightstand, and leave it sitting there for weeks.

Nota bene: You should never spit it out, so sandy beverages should not ever exist, but they do.
I woke up in the morning and had morning mouth, so i reached for what I thought was glass of water, but it turned out to be a sandy beverage. What a pleasant surprise!
sandy beverage by Trebla May 2, 2008

beverage 

What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere.
Sign: "No food or beverages"

You: "What the fuck is a beverage?"
beverage by ex-cretin September 17, 2010

bevetate 

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state.
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Yo grab some gin.
Bro 1 to Bro 3: Yo grab some womens
Bro 1 to all: We'all gonna bevetate tonight
bevetate by Czarbo November 13, 2007

frosty beverage 

1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.

2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.

3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.
1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!

2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?

3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"
frosty beverage by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

Flavoury Beverage

A Beverage that is particularly flavoursome, that when sipped leaves you with a semi erect penis.
Hey Ethan! Fancy a catch up mate? We could grab a flavoury Beverage!
Flavoury Beverage by mouttt August 17, 2018