Definitions by ex-cretin

beverage 

What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere.

Sign: "No food or beverages"

You: "What the fuck is a beverage?"

beverage by ex-cretin September 17, 2010

defriend 

A newly-established term stemming from the internet social network crowd, meaning to remove someone from a list of friends. The term is misleading because usually neither of you were friends to begin with. "Defriending" is essentially a way of cutting off already useless communication with cyber-people.

Typical Person: "I had to totally defriend Margaret Mary. I don't want that slut looking at my profile anymore."

Sarcastic Person: "Sounds like the breakup was hard on everyone."

defriend by ex-cretin November 21, 2009

Snoorgtees 

1: The combination of semi-average looking prostitutes who apparently aren't looking to get laid any time soon and a disturbingly obnoxious phrase taken from one of the internet's many social "geniuses".

2: 15 dollars for a shirt that says "lol".

Snoorgtees Ad Exec: "Would you care to fill out this Snorgtees survey?"

You: "Get Bent."

Ad Exec: "That's great! We can use it on a shirt with a picture of something bent!"

You: "Get fucked by a horse!"

Ad Exec: "That's great!"

Snoorgtees by ex-cretin October 28, 2009