the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take
idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice
idiot to the
goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.
"hello josibelley, how is
ed working out?" 'he'
s gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"
"
evening shelfy, heard from
jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"
"jocelyn my dear, i
hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good
guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big
brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first
ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"
