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Baracknophobia 

1. Unnatural, uncontrollable fear of Barack Obama
2. This fear may extend to any successful black man that is clearly more intelligent than you or any of your immediate family members (or anyone else in the trailer park)
The older woman in the red MAGA cap, "I'm with stupid" T-shirt and overstuffed XL jeans clearly suffered from a severe case of Baracknophobia, muttering over and over that Barack Obama's Harvard accomplishments were not up to her standards.
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Baracknophobia 

Guy 1: Hey dude what phobias do you have , Im afraid of spiders so I have arachnophobia

Guy 2 : I have baracknophobia

Guy 1 : What is that?

Guy 2 : Im afraid of barack obama

Guy 1 : So if i do this “shows picture of obama” woul-

Guy 2 : *intense screaming and trauma*
Baracknophobia by baracknophobia November 2, 2020

Baracknophobia 

I think James has Baracknophobia.
Baracknophobia by DestDM January 9, 2021

Barackophobia 

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.
"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
Barackophobia by McFloppycock July 11, 2015

Baracknaphobia 

The irrational fear of Barack Obama being elected as president. Coined by Jon Stewart.
So, does Sharon support Obama?

No, she has baracknaphobia.
Baracknaphobia by Godofgamers October 16, 2008

Aracknophobia 

Fear of large breasted women. (Not to be confused with Arachnophobia, fear of spiders)
Jason: Check out the tits on that blonde over there! you shud go talk to her!

Neal: I cant dude, I suffer from aracknophobia

Jason: Either that or your just gay
Aracknophobia by itaub1 July 14, 2009

Barracknophobia 

Barracknophobia is a word invented at indecision '08 to describe anyone who has "the irrational fear of hope" do to Barracks campaign having so much to do with hope, and 'flaunting' it in his slogans and using it in interviews. It was first said on the 'Daily Show with John Stewart', and has been used many times since its original use.
Stewart: Whew I think I'm going to vote for McCain...
Colbert: O'rly? y?
Stewart: I've finally caught...B-Barracknophobia!
Colbert: kk thx bai.
Barracknophobia by ROGKira October 3, 2008