Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of
Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression,
insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when
one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one
day, we
will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.