Aleksa

Aleksa is the cutest guy you will ever meet in your life. He is often funny, cheerful and probably athletic. Most girls would like to date him even tho he has a girlfriend.

Girl#1: Damn, look how hot Aleksa is...
Girl#2: Yeah, too bad that he is taken.

Aleksa by blue-eyed soul November 1, 2018

Aleksa

Shorter from Aleksandar, the name Aleksa stands for defender. He may seem aggressive beacuse he will fight for the smallest thing. Aleksa does'nt like himself or anyone else named Aleksa. You may seem him as a person who wants to be superior to others even if he helps evryone he can. He is very kind, like an calm giant.

If Aleksa loves you, love him more.

-"who's that Aleksa?"
-"idk but i heard he's a fighter"

Aleksa by Willy Willy Wonka February 13, 2018

Aleksa

A lazy person who doesn't have a clue about what they will do tomorrow or in future, nor what they actually want, so they are just chilling confused and react to everything with ok.

Yoooo he's pretty lazy and doesn't mind anything, must be Aleksa.

Aleksa by Mikicev November 21, 2021

Aleksa

A guy that used to be tall but stopped growing.

Hes has huge muscles and a giant horse cock that he will make you deep throat it until you black out

He drives around in white van trying to kidnap children by offering them a schnitzel and then shaking there hand say “are you have having a hoddy diddly day dandy?” To confuse them so he can rape them

Did you see that guy eat a schnitzel? I think hes an Aleksa

Person 1: Who was that guy in the van with the kids?

Person 2: I think that was Aleksa

Aleksa by ❤️N&C❤️ October 17, 2023

Aleksa

Aleksa is a sex god who loves cats. He is most likely to get the hottest girls and get laid at 14. You should keep yo girl away for an Aleksa. Aleksa is usually dressed in designer clothes like supream, Louis Vuitton, Bape.

Damn son that girl got her self an Aleksa!

Aleksa by IWantToDie9112169 December 10, 2018

Aleksa

Aleksa is the knock off Russian equivalent of what we commonly know to be Amazon Alexa. Substantially less refined than her American counterpart, this Virtual AI presents a virtual persona akin to a tired mother in her mid 30’s after a few glasses of red wine and a long day.

Aleksa can also control smart-arse devices such as condescension, passive aggression and blunt “conversational cul-de-sacs”.

User: “Aleksa! Where did I put my keys?”

Aleksa: “Look with your eyes not with your mouth, you lazy asshole. Mama’s on the grape.”

Aleksa by schmuffin April 21, 2020

aleksa

a asshole that doesn't understand anything and likes flirting even though he always ends up failing

dude do you see that Aleksa right there

aleksa by therealanony June 10, 2018