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Adobe Themepark

Another name for Santa Fe, New Mexico. Also see Fanta Se. The term is based both on the strict local building codes (mandating adobe abodes) and the ridiculously opulent homes built by the trust funder residents. Other New Mexicans often go to the city to observe the unique mixture of individuals: those with incredible wealth, locals who hate rich immigrants, clueless tourists who want to buy overpriced turquoise, and crooked politicians.
Caller 1: "You want to go up to Santa Fe today? We can take the RailRunner. It'll be fun, we can walk around the plaza and pretend we're Texans!"

Caller 2: "Naw, I'm sick of the Adobe Themepark. Let's kick it old school in Burque. I'll meet you at Frontier and then lets panhandle!"
Adobe Themepark by olsongt January 11, 2009
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Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS) 

A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"

Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)

load times on top performance computers.

Version Number
5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds

7 15 Seconds

CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
The name of a King in ancient Ghana who banished the Ashantis from his Kingdom in 1368 AD.
I will name my son Adobaw after the great King of old Ghana.
Adobaw by Geeka Mishda February 3, 2010

Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day 

On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.
Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....
adobo (preferably goya) is any latino's favorite seasoning. used to add flavor to everything and anything your abuela sets her mind to. the only thing that fixes everything (besides vaporu)

(a spanish seasoning which is usually overused for cooking. but you didn't hear that from me)
"im making chicken for dinner... pasame el adobo goya"
Adobo by anonymous September 14, 2018

Adobe Pancake 

An adobe pancake is performed after consuming high fiber organic foods and must take place in sunny, warm weather. To create, a women or man, lies in the sun on their back. The woman's or man's partner then squats over their stomach and defecates a full bowel release. Upon excretion, the feces is patted to a flat, one inch consistency with the hands or simply by patting it down with the provider's ass. The adobe pancake begins to form as the feces dries and hardens in the sun. Then end results is a solid, durable, material. Adobe pancakes are achieved with best results when performed on vacation in the Middle East, North Africa, South America, Southwestern North America, and in Spain.
After a day of sight seeing in southern New Mexico, John and Cindy returned to their sunny resort side pool. Inspired by the adobe architecture of the dessert southwest, John dropped trousers by the pool and dumped a load on Cindy's stomach where he patted it down and it eventually cured to a delightful Adobe Pancake in the hot desert sun.