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balls in a vice grip 

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.
balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003

nuts in a vice

arises when one realises they are fucked in a situation and they have no way to get out
- the said vice is unbreakable by any attempts to wile out of said situation
S: what do you mean the philosophy midterm is today?
M: it looks like your nuts are in a vice
nuts in a vice by pax cicero May 13, 2005

Balls in a vice grip 

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."

balls in a vicegrip 

screwed introuble or at the mercy of another
i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i'll be castrated with a butter knife. Man my balls are in a vice grip
balls in a vicegrip by KyRo October 17, 2004

a vincent 

a cock that sucks on others because he succs at fortnite
a vincent by a vincent October 17, 2018

To do a Vincent 

Somebody that takes one side of his headphones off to gather as much information as possible from those around him.
I'm hearing somebody talking. I don't want to be outdated so I decided to do a vincent by taking one side of my headphones off.
To do a Vincent by Simon222 September 26, 2006