Pulling a Parker

When you're having a smoke sesh with friends and one can't light a lighter for the life of them

Homie 1: Yo its your turn to hit the bong
Homie 2: Ight bet *tries to light the lighter but keeps just barely sparking it*
Homie 1: Damn you're pulling a parker

Pulling a Parker by Eeeaak May 1, 2026

doing a richard parker 

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

doing a richard parker by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

A Josh Parker by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

A Pink Parker 

A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.

Ben totally gave me a Pink Parker last night.

A Pink Parker by ellenmahoneyo April 13, 2009

do a Toby parker 

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

do a Toby parker by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day 

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.

"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day by haha2576 January 26, 2023

Peni Parker in a Circle 

The symbol used for the American fictional company DuMont Corporation, a reincarnation of DuMont Industries. It features the Spider-Verse character Peni Parker inside a circle. This nicknamed symbol is similar to the V of Doom (from Viacom), S from Hell (from Screen Gems) and the P-Head (from PBS)

Random guy 1: Did you know about the Peni Parker in a Circle symbol?
Random guy 2: Yes! Although I'm a BIG Peni Parker fan, DuMont has some really nice symbol!

Peni Parker in a Circle by hellothere356 August 18, 2023