bacon 

the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously

the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j

"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."

bacon by lucx September 5, 2008

baconbutty

two vans squashing a police officer

we went out in the vans for a snack(and killed a copper)

baconbutty by sherie marie nash July 16, 2003

BACON 

BACON!!!= sex in a skillet

Kara guess what...BACON!!! lol

BACON by K.R.T + A.G.H = BFF's October 26, 2011

Canadian Bacon 

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

Canadian Bacon by TimHodges December 4, 2011

sea bacon 

Pieces of lumber, sea life and random refuse sprinkled onto the water and drifting into the reach of men and women in kayaks, yaks or other canoe-like vehicles.

"Yo, Eric, don't you dare launch that piece of slimy sea bacon at me!"

sea bacon by FCB7 May 4, 2012

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn 

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn by PPratty February 23, 2020

Tofu Bacon 

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

Tofu Bacon by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008