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Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.
I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!
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cooter tracks 

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.
The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.
cooter tracks by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005

cooter cannon 

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
cooter cannon by Meat wallet March 19, 2015

Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most
Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”
Dunked your cooter by amxd December 9, 2022

Cootumbs 

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.
Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."
Cootumbs by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."