Zak Craig Special 

Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.

A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.

Zak Craig Special by stereoguy247 October 10, 2017

Zak's Bitch 

Me

"Hi I'm Zak's Bitch"

Zak's Bitch by Zak's Bitch March 10, 2019

Zak Myburgh 

He is a calm but annoying guy. He can make you laugh yet makes you want to throw him into the wedge.

Nice joke zak myburgh

Im gonna kill you

Zak Myburgh by logan_valentino November 11, 2019

zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.

i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me

zak bakes by owen1600 October 12, 2021

Zak the Greatest 

Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick

OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!

Zak the Greatest by Zak Parker February 5, 2008

Zak it 

A term used to describe a lackadaisical attitude and substandard level of contribution toward a group-based project. Commonly associated with a general lack of personal accountability, exhibited by making excuses and/or blaming others for not accomplishing one's assigned task(s).

Student 1: "I've got this huge senior project to do, but I'm just not into it. Plus, between playing videos and drinking I don't know how I'm going to finish it."

Student 2: "Do you have to do it by yourself?"

Student 1: "No, I'm in a group with three other people."

Student 2: "You should totally Zak it."

Zak it by Terrell Jackson April 3, 2015

Zak Tempo 

Zak tempo

Zak Tempo smells

Zak Tempo by Albert einstein but more smart November 18, 2019