Pope Benedict 

A used condom that has fecal matter on it after being used for anal sex.

My nasty roommate must have had a crazy night because I found a Pope Benedict on the floor this morning.

If s/he doesn't use an enema, you'll end up with a Pope Benedict on your dick.

Pope Benedict by JaRee September 23, 2012

Ballard Benedict 

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

Ballard Benedict by JBalla November 15, 2013

Holy Benedict 

name after the hot and charming British Benedict Cumberbatch.

Holy Benedict is like the term of holy crap or shit. But holy Benedict you can use it without knowing you are swearing

Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."

Holy Benedict by Triple_21 October 22, 2018

The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys 

Named after the English thespian. The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys are a small time crime syndicate residing in central Texas. They are the sworn enemy to the infamous Brookside Boys and are in a territorial war of wills and apartment complexes.

Looks like a good ol fashion bare knuckle boxing bar brawl broke out last night between the Brookside Boys and the Benedict Cumberbatch Boys. God help us all.

The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys by Patrick Byrne Boys April 8, 2021

Eggs Benedict 

A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.

Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.

Eggs Benedict by ISoWeird November 6, 2021

Seggs Benedict 

Basically an eggs benedict but instead of hollandaise sauce, its cum.

We only have 2 eggs for poaching, guess we'll have to have seggs benedict instead, Horatio

Seggs Benedict by kittbitch March 22, 2023

St Benedict’s 

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong

St Benedict’s is not really worth it

St Benedict’s by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023