Definitions by JBalla

Goofed 

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.

Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

Goofed by Jballa March 2, 2014

Ballard Benedict 

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

Ballard Benedict by JBalla November 15, 2013