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Slickipedia 

word describing lengthy meaningless posts containing mostly misinformation, old wive's tales and the writer's imagination in response to factual questions on internet horse forums, originally by a poster nicknamed "slick" for their way of denying the misinformation posted previously.
Any horse person with a little knowledge can tell you the very first sentence of this Slickipedia post is wrong and outdated information.

Original question posted: What is wrong with my horses feet?(with picture)

Entry from Slickipedia:
"It does look like scratches, actually, a pretty bad case, scratches is a bacterial infection, they take advantage of the broke irritated skin as well. I imagine it's common in Florida... <<followed by about 800 words of cut and paste drivel and ending with a description entirely from the poster's fantasy world:>> ...At my own farm the paddocks are quite sloped so they don't get wet, and have been excavated and surfaced with limestone screenings, so there's no mud, and any that gets on the legs is easy to get off. We also pick up all manure, so the horse that got scratches twice a year now never gets them."
Slickipedia by Horsegal January 5, 2009
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Slinging Cheeks 

Slinging Cheeks, also referred as sex, or sexual intercourse, is a vigorous act of passion that usually occurs between two or more high school students in the Tampa, Florida area.

Slinging has to involve a female, none of that homo shit.

There are some key steps to help you sling cheeks easily:

1. Be yourself.
2. Don't be a pussy.
3. Have a thick cock.
4. Keeps roofies near by.
5. Just keep slinging.
Omar : "Yo Derrek, how was your weekend dude?"

Derrek : "Shit was on point, i was slinging cheeks all night!"
Slinging Cheeks by D.Swiftt October 5, 2010

THE SLINKY 

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.
Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!
THE SLINKY by Bam068 May 4, 2018
Verb. Informal. To participate in or be a part of the growing, alternative lifestyle known as
“Slinging.” Slinging or “To Sling” is to enjoy watching all your favorite live television shows,
channels and/or live sports using Sling TV. Often with others or in a group setting.
See: Slingers.
Are in you in the mood to Sling?
Would you like to Sling with us this weekend?
Are you DTS, aka Down to Sling?
You should come over this weekend and try Slinging. You'll love the freedom and options.
Slinging by hyers February 28, 2018

Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.
I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
Slinging Web by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

Slonking 

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
Slonking by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018
When you act like a worm moving on to different friends
We were at school today and Amy slinked of with Cherise. My sam and amber began to talk about them amber was calling them worse than shit and then the next day she slinked of with Amy and cherise wtf is the logic in that 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 bitches
Slink by Fuckedupbitch April 21, 2015