Shaft Gaff 

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

Shaft Gaff by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

sean oggs gaff

once youre in, youre never out. sean oggs house is a curse. for example: morgan taylor was a healthy young boy, he went into sean oggs gaff and he was changed into an mkat (mephedrone) sniffing junkie. he said he will be getting off it but continued to sniff. sean oggs gaff is paranormal and definitely not recommended. MINCED EH X

1 - we should go sean oggs gaff.
2 - HELL NO THAT PLACE IS CURSED.

sean oggs gaff by the beast of banff May 8, 2023

Alabama Gaff Hook 

The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...

Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"

Alabama Gaff Hook by Shroom, Gaff Hook Grady May 10, 2011

Dee-Gaff 

A shortened version of 'Dont Give A Fuck!' commonly used in reply to someone or as a comment. Used to conceal saying the actual meaning so as to not offend the recipient of the Dee-gaff

Person 1: Excuse me! why are you late?
Person 2: Dee-gaff!

Dee-Gaff by Rellus February 10, 2015

Graft Gaff Shag 

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

Graft Gaff Shag by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Gif-Gaff 

A word (or words) that don't make sense or are jumbled in some way.

To tell you the truth, JF made a gif-gaff by saying fazz jestival instead of jazz festival.

Gif-Gaff by prometheus July 5, 2017

Rusty gaff 

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.

Rusty gaff by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019