bift

A Cannabis ciggarette. See joint

Hey, you gonna pass that bift or get married to it?

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

Kettering University

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.

Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.

by Prometheus September 17, 2004

fstupid

Fucking stupid. Someone who is unbelievably dimwitted. Often used in conjunction with fugly.

Dude, the girls that live in the dorms are fugly and fstupid

by Prometheus September 22, 2004

buttload

an abnormally large quantity of something

"Man, I don't have any quarters for laundry. I should ask John, I hear he makes buttloads."

by Prometheus February 17, 2003

Gif-Gaff

A word (or words) that don't make sense or are jumbled in some way.

To tell you the truth, JF made a gif-gaff by saying fazz jestival instead of jazz festival.

by prometheus July 05, 2017

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

by Prometheus February 17, 2003