Badered 

To stare at a females chest while talking to her when you should be making eye contact. When called out on this you look up to make eye contact but then return to staring at the females chest.

Kelly: did you just bader me?
John: no! *looks back down at her boobs*

Misty: Don't listen to him Kelly, you were totally just badered!

boobs staring contest eye contact

Badered by TayQOut September 11, 2013

poop chutes and bladders 

poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself

my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself

poop chutes and bladders by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009

Bladder Rocks 

The second stage of Kidney Stones. When the Stone enters the bladder. Before Cock Gravel.

When Timmy reached Level 12, his Kidney Stones evolved into Bladder Rocks.

Bladder Rocks by Bob Korea March 19, 2005

French Bladder 

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.

woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!

French Bladder by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013

Gamer Bladder 

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

Gamer Bladder by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

bladeradius 

1) Radius of a blade.
2) Egotistical UT dork.

Ok, that was a good game, but you don't need to get all bladeradius about it...

bladeradius by HIHI September 4, 2003

Bladder Erection 

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

Bladder Erection by taco49er November 29, 2011