Slanted Eyed Slinky 

A very attractive Asian woman that looks very sexy

Hey check out that Slanted Eyed Slinky over there .

Yeah she is hot !

Slanted Eyed Slinky by troubledemon June 20, 2012

European Slinky 

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

European Slinky by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

beef slinky 

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

beef slinky by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

Mud Slinky 

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

Mud Slinky by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

The slinky 

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm

Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right

The slinky by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

brown slinky 

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there

"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"

brown slinky by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022

Stinky Slinky 

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it

I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky

Stinky Slinky by Mak19993 January 15, 2023