Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr.Twang

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

One who enjoys hocking the churro i.e smoking chode, polishing the knob, or just plain old sucking cock

Henery is the biggest churro hocker, he just never stops I swear to God.

When "wonderful" doesn't lend enough verbal finesse to accurately illustrate a fantastic marvel or feat

Mr.Twang : Hot diggity damn do you see that all you can eat Chinese buffet over yonder?

Shin: That is downright fucking wonderchip bro