churro hocker

One who enjoys hocking the churro i.e smoking chode, polishing the knob, or just plain old sucking cock

Henery is the biggest churro hocker, he just never stops I swear to God.

by Mr.Twang July 14, 2014

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 14, 2014

Wonderchip

When "wonderful" doesn't lend enough verbal finesse to accurately illustrate a fantastic marvel or feat

Mr.Twang : Hot diggity damn do you see that all you can eat Chinese buffet over yonder?

Shin: That is downright fucking wonderchip bro

by Mr.Twang July 14, 2014