Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

Flesh Baguette by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

The baguette queen 

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”

The baguette queen by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019

Douche Baguette 

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.

Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.

Douche Baguette by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022

french baguette intelligence

A very cool Youtube channel that makes Ace Attorney videos about the conversations that are had within their friend group.

French Baguette Intelligence is my favorite Youtube channel!

french baguette intelligence by ostranenic July 24, 2022

I know this place like I know my baguette 

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.

-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.

I know this place like I know my baguette by ElendV February 17, 2018

oui oui baguette 

stereotypical french
very funny
hur hur hur har har

frenchman: "oui oui baguette"
me: "HAHHAHGDHGAHDAGAHAHGDAGHFGFHAHAHAHHAHHGAHDGAHFHAHHAGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGFAHFAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGFAGAHFHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA"

oui oui baguette by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

Oui oui baguette 

Something sydney Serena has been saying lately

She doesn’t even really know why she said it ( she thinks it sounds funny I guess ?)
But we still love her she’s a kween

❤️🤪

Random person :
Sydney : oui oui baguette

Oui oui baguette by Leoxka February 5, 2019