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Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.
And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”
Stoned Boned by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

stonehenge 

\ ˈstōn \ \ ˈhenj \

Something unexplainable due to the fact that the observer is extremely intoxicated from marijuana.
Dude i clearly put your keys on the coffee table when i walked in; we took bong hits; nobody moved, and now they’re not here. What the fuck ?!! That’s fuckin’ stonehenge, bro. Straight stonhenge. .
stonehenge by anonymous September 29, 2021
a 3’fuck all wanna be towny with no sense of humour and shags smack heads then gives the 10p afterwards. He claims to live in clink but he has a bed round hobbo
Stone is a small weeny likkle shit who thinks he can fight but he’s actually wet
Stone by shaveyaedbald September 29, 2021
When you get stoned by yourself and you get bored and lonely.
Babs so stonely they she texted her friends at 3am. She shared all her high philosophies about aliens and how there is a cat staring her. Babs doesn’t have a cat.Babs was severely stonely.
Stonely by CosmicSweets October 8, 2021

Stone Mountain Nora 

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.

stone thailand 

Wearing my stone Thailand to the football match this weekend.
stone thailand by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021