Wake-Up Woman 

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.

"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"

Wake-Up Woman by Suit December 31, 2012

trifiling woman 

1. a woman or girl whom undisputely berates a young man or young lady with her ways. whom proceeds throught life being the exact equal to a pimple on your ass because she is so uncomfortable to be around or have near you.

guy: " hey i call dibs on the last arizona "

girl: opens fridge takes arizona opens it " ahhhhhhh"

guy: "just called dibs!!!!!" " man you a trifiling woman"

trifiling woman by hoodienerd May 18, 2011

crazy cat woman 

a woman whom has many cats and denyies it and then they die in her closet and she cant find them...she is also overweight...she eats her cats on her sleep

hey did you see that crazy cat woman munching on her cats the other day?
sure did

crazy cat woman by Voldemort101dick December 15, 2012

large black woman

YALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS

Kinky dude #1: "When you give a lady a simba, you can also stick your finger in her butt. It's called a sneaky rafiki."

Large Black Woman: "YALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS!"

large black woman by F4cetious September 24, 2013

Dog, Woman, Man 

Whereby a man jams his genitals through his legs to various degrees in order to give the appearance that he firstly, from the back, looks like a dog. Rotates with cock and balls still tucked to look like a woman and finally releases the package to provide the man.

I got bored the other night so showed my girlfriend the full dog, woman, man.

Dog, Woman, Man by fifastreet October 22, 2009

Anti-Black Woman Racism 

An idiotic form of discrimination, which targets those who identify as both black and female. A common practice of anti-black woman racism is to exclude black females from social and cultural activities, such as parties, clubs, reality television, lead movie roles and marriage. Stereotypes, such as the angry black woman and baby mama are used to spread anti-black woman racism to the masses.

Unlike regular racism anti-black woman racism is a form of racialized sexism, which is specifically targeted at black females of all ages and backgrounds.

Laromana, did you watch Lad Diecinueve's reality show last night, he sent five women home just because they were black women, that's some anti-black woman racism right there.

Anti-Black Woman Racism by Juneteenth88 January 8, 2011

A woman’s touch 

Something you have never felt

Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch

A woman’s touch by blahblahidkyou March 18, 2021