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Australian Missionary 

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal
“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

Australian missionary is the best!”
Australian Missionary by Shablammy October 23, 2019

Indiana Missionary Position 

When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.
James: Hey man, how did your date go?

Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
The Missionary Kids by toee December 3, 2006

non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary
Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused
non-missionary by Topdeck July 4, 2015

submissive missionary 

When the female is laying on her back and her legs are on the man shoulders (or women whatever is your preference) and her wrist are held down
I want to try something new babe. Let's try a new position called Submissive missionary

senior missionary position 

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.