Monterey Trumpet Trolley 

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.

"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

Monterey Trumpet Trolley by Merrstacks September 6, 2007

Positive Montemurro Sign 

A freshly waxed vaginal area that is so smooth that drops of water will bead off when applied to the area.

I was with a girl last night whose pussy was so smooth it would qualify for a positive Montemurro sign.

Positive Montemurro Sign by Dr Montemurro October 8, 2009

Mosted 

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

Mosted by ronisgenius May 16, 2018

monteiro 

an excelent athlete, pot head , and ladies man all at once

t Monteiro is a fucking pimp

monteiro by unanymous May 13, 2005

monged out 

when a person has consumed to much substance and is in a stage of catharsis.

Have you seen the state of Bob? yeah, he Monged Out on the sofa

monged out by wood chuck chucker December 28, 2008

el monte 

california city which was a former mexican ghetto becoming an azn ghetto

Flores in el monte is becoming azn!

el monte by Nathan December 6, 2004

montegue 

To engage in unreasonable argument to the point that it becomes comical to observers.

Stacy was talking about where she wants to travel when she called Europe a country and then montegued by saying it is one simply because she said so.

montegue by Montgomery Corpolese March 23, 2008