montegue

To engage in unreasonable argument to the point that it becomes comical to observers.

Stacy was talking about where she wants to travel when she called Europe a country and then montegued by saying it is one simply because she said so.

by Montgomery Corpolese March 23, 2008

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

by Louis devito January 31, 2009

Montague

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.

Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)

by gevieve23 November 30, 2010

Montague

To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise

Holy Shit!! look at Garrett! His Dad totally just Montagued him at 30 mph!!!

by LZ567 April 30, 2009

romeo montague

A hot and sexy lover. Willing to do anything for his partner.

Omg he bought her a kitten. He is such a Romeo Montague!

by A citizen of Internet land March 3, 2015

Montegut Middle

A school located in Montegut, Louisiana

MONTEGUT MIDDLE IS HELL ON EARTH

by Seán Hall March 3, 2022