what the kale 

used when you don’t want to use the word ‘hell’. Very catchy and used amongst a lot of people

“BRUH WHAT THE KALE THAT WAS RACIST!”

what the kale by amira LOL January 24, 2021

Citizen Kale Burger

A burger served with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Citizen Kale Burger, you should try it!"

Citizen Kale Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Dirty Kale 

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.

Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"

Dirty Kale by The Vivs March 31, 2020

If Looks Could Kale Burger 

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

If Looks Could Kale Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Arm Kale 

The opposite of arm candy. An unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her.

Arm Kale by Fi-oh-nah August 19, 2015

Lynsey kale 

Lynsey kale is in the full time stoner industry, she gave birth to the pot head that is the big nig, she is also batshit crazy and abit bipolar. She will box you out and scrap your Nan (only if she deserves it) she just don’t give a fuck about who you are, but if your not a stoner you will be unfriended. Don’t mess with Lynsey kale or she will roast your nans business on Facebook cos your a scamming little cunt

Lynsey kale doesn't give a fuck who you are, she will throw hands at your neighbours daughters cats grandad.

Lynsey kale by Seshheadsesh2345 October 8, 2020

Kinky Kale 

It's a smoothie at boost juice

Although it is also a name for someone that likes a bit of sass

That's some Kinky Kale

Kinky Kale by JE AND TI September 1, 2016