Brent Faiyaz 

Brent Faiyaz is one of the best artists to exist, hes so fine and makes life changing music.

Dude 1: Yo have u heard of brent faiyaz?
Dude 2: Yeah who hasnt, his music iz fire.
Dude 1: Ong his music makes me levitate.
Dude 2: His music makes me cum fr!

Brent Faiyaz by cartismydaddy6 October 11, 2021

Internet Fairies 

The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).

I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.

Internet Fairies by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011

Faiza 

She a cocky, she might be shy when you first meet her, but she's a ride or die bitch you're gonna wish you had met earlier on in life

She's talented AF, she's probably smart but she never want to say, and she always starting up fights and arguments with people

She's too fucking logical for her own good

She's open minded and accepts people dispite their appearance and she doesn't like judging because she gets judges a lot

She's insecure but she hides and fights and beats people asses when they talk shit to her

She's not afraid to speak her mind, and it gets her in trouble all the time

Faiza the best shit to cross your life

Person 1: Yo Faiza's really funny right?
Person 2: Don't talk about her or she'll beat your ass.

Person 1 gets their ass beaten anyways.

Faiza by whatheactualfuckamidoinhsere May 15, 2017

To be fair though 

when you’re agreeing with your mates but your ADHD kicks in.

Harry: That’s kinda cool.
Vikk: To be fair though..
JJ & Tobi: To be fair though what? Vikk?
Vikk: Did I? I thought it was Harry that said that.
JJ: Vikk, Vikk, you literally said ‘to be fair though’
Vikk: oh wait, wait, I was agreeing with Harry.

To be fair though by Astronaut in the Jungle June 22, 2021

Dong Fairy 

A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!

MEGAN!! You won't believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!

Dong Fairy by T-Whip May 13, 2016

Fair Witness 

A "Fair Witness" is a fictional profession in the book "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert A. Heinlein. In the book, Fair Witnesses were individuals trained to see the world around them, as literally as possible, until sensed (see/hear/smell/taste/touch) otherwise.

Another way to describe it would be someone that takes all things sensed as literal as possible & have no reason to believe what they just sensed will remain that way when they are no longer sensing them (seeing/tasting/etc.)

An excerpt from the book itself, where the character referenced as "Anne" is an off-duty Fair Witness:

Jubal to Jill: "Even Cavendish did not--at least he won't say so. You know how Fair Witnesses behave."

Jill: "Well...no, I don't. I've never met one."

Jubal to Jill: "So? ANNE!"

Anne was on the springboard; she turned her head. Jubal called out, "That house on the hilltop--can you see what color they've painted it?"

Anne looked, then answered, "It's white on this side."

Jubal went on to Jill: "You see? It doesn't occur to Anne to infer that the other side is white, too. All the King's horses couldn't force her to commit herself...unless she went there and looked--and even then she wouldn't assume that it stayed white after she left."

Fair Witness by ZoLatKam April 2, 2014

Epic embed fail 

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.

person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao

Epic embed fail by ValorX April 5, 2021