pants 

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.

Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.

pants by cvttheworld September 14, 2022

PANTS 

A type of Clothes that c! C! C!ccooOverrs hahahahaha! Your haaaaHAA! Un…ha! DerHAHAHA! Wear! Hahaha!

Guy: girl,why are you hiding there?
Girl: Under wear?
Guy: ha! You Said Underwear!

I pulled my pants down!

PANTS by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

Pants 

The name of an incredibly sexy individual with huge tits, really good at Englishing, and has such an amazing vagina that it pops through her pants

Wow look how hot Pants is

Pants by Bhunglefeet May 8, 2023

Pants 

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

Pants by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

Pants! 

An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.

I just got added to Pants! This is the most amazing day of my life! Finally I belong somewhere special. I Pantsed all night long to celebrate! All hail Pants!

Pants! by pantslover January 11, 2011

-pants 

Suffix attached to the name of a friend or family member.

"Check out the hat that Bobbypants is wearing!"

-pants by Bug March 14, 2003

Pants up, don't loot 

This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.

- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.

- Their African tradition?

- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.

Pants up, don't loot by O. W. Tongueincheek May 22, 2023