guy's heaven 

beer, farts and boobs - not necessarily in that order.

There I was ... all slobbed out : sitting on my fat ass, drinking beer, blasting huge farts and watching scantily clad women walk by with all of their huge, pendulous cleavage hanging out. And I thought 'is this Iowa ?' (Field Of Dreams Homage). No, it's heaven. Guy's heaven.

guy's heaven by Virgin Suicides October 27, 2017

Guy Grey 

Term describing the colour of once white laundry that has been repeatedly thrown into the wash with a mixture of dark and coloured clothing. Most often worn by males.

"Dude, do you even own a white shirt?"

"Nah, they're all guy grey"

Guy Grey by L0 March 14, 2010

Guy 1

Someone who is forced everyday in his life to be an example in Urban Dictionary definitions.
He wants to be free.
He also has a brother, Guy 2.
It is said that he is used in every example in a sentence in Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: I can't!
Urban Dictionary writer: Give an example of the definition!
Guy 1: No....
Urban Dictionary writer: Then I will delete you from this text if you can't.
Guy 1: NO! Okay I'll do it!
Urban Dictionary writer: Good.

Guy 1 by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

guy 4 

guy who is always forgotten about

guy 1:hi guy 2!
guy 2:hi guy 1!
guy 3:what about me?
guy 4:*ceases to exist due to loneliness*

guy 4 by go commit deathpacito December 7, 2018

Guy 2 

Used a lot of the time along with Guy 1

Guy 1: Hello Guy 2
Guy 2: Hello Guy 1

Guy 2 by NyanMinecrafter December 23, 2017

guy 1

Used in EVERY example for urban dictionary.

Guy 1: Am I breaking the 4th wall right now?
Guy 2: idk.

Guy 1: I think I may be.

guy 1 by SeeS May 12, 2014

guy incognito 

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

guy incognito by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005