Goober Gazer 

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

Goober Gazer by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject

I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

goobernatorial by Angela Brown May 15, 2005

goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being

"oooh tis a goober fish"

goober fish by dubtronics September 11, 2009

one hell of a gobbed up mess 

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

one hell of a gobbed up mess by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

goofy goober 

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

goofy goober by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008

goobersmooch 

Adj.-Idiot, dumbass, etc

Bob: dude look! these monkeys on tv are doin it!

Joe: dont be such a goobersmooch, man...

goobersmooch by BigJurm July 15, 2005

goober gobbler 

A dick sucker,penis puffer

Man yo girl told me that u was a goober gobbler. She saw it fo herself.

goober gobbler by Mama Redneck July 27, 2006