Emerson Unit 

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.

That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.

Emerson Unit by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014

Emerson Bigguns 

Literally translated to "them are some big ones" referring to nearly anything, although usually to a women's breasts, see bigguns. Also used in reference to individuals called Emerson, as a way of indicating that he has large testicles, or possibly only that he is cool

Emerson Bigguns on that girl!

Emerson Bigguns, I was wondering when I would see you again!

That Emerson Bigguns is one bad ass mofo!

Emerson Bigguns by Emerson Bigguns January 5, 2008

Emerson New Jersey 

A really small and shitty town that is so depressing that people can’t even go 2 miles without leaving it because it is smaller than my thumb

Don’t you dare go to Emerson New Jersey.

Emerson New Jersey by WilburSoot5000 March 23, 2021

emerson park 

emerson park is a school full of rich white people that are probs embarrassed to be friends with black people

hi, i go to emerson park

*rubs ears* hi i am a rich white person

emerson park by emersonhater101 September 17, 2021

emerson scotland 

literally the best person in the world. if you don't know one or aren't choosing to be HIS friend your a loser. also if they have a brother he's probably ugly in his opinion but everyone else thinks he's hot.

bro i wish i knew a emerson scotland. he seems cool as.

he is

emerson scotland by dnaltocs nosreme May 16, 2023

emerson college 

A Boston communications college which specializes in performing arts, film, and journalism. "Gay or a smoker by the time you graduate or your money back". Huge "Hipster" scene, full of film, theatre and music snobs/intellectuals. It is usually where all the acting and musical theatre Tisch rejects end up going instead.

"Uh! That crazy musical theatre psycho bitch just put her clove out on my new Brighteyes tee-shirt!"
"Oh don't worry about her. She's just still bitter about being rejected from Tisch and being forced to perform with sub-par Emerson College acting majors."
"What a bitch. Come on, let's go dye our hair."
"Sounds deck."

emerson college by AnArtichokeQueen December 28, 2005

emerson bigguns is here 

'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.

emerson bigguns is here

emerson bigguns is here by michael foolsley November 28, 2009