Webster's Law

Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.
(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!
by Freedomslayer99 February 20, 2018
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Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.
by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014
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